Just once, I want my life to be like an '80s movie

I JUST WANT JOHN CUSACK HOLDING A BOOMBOX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. I WANNA RIDE OFF THE LAWNMOWER WITH PATRICK DEMPSEY. I WANT JAKE FROM SIXTEEN CANDLES WAITING OUTSIDE THE CHURCH FOR ME. I WANT JUDD NELSON THRUSTING HIS FIST IN THE AIR BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE GOT ME.
BUT NO. NO. JOHN HUGHES DID NOT DIRECT MY LIFE.